My friends, Today hasn't been fun. I unfortunately received my "monthly gift from god". I have a project due in two days. I've been bored outta my brains for HOURS!!!!.....and to top it all off, My friend is driving me NUTS!?!?! *screams and lets loose various swears*.....why today....why?

Title says all you need to know. I've been playing a lot of Titanfall 2 in my spare time, and I haven't been in a writing mood in the last week, so I son't have any chapter to show for it. Sorry guys, but that's just how it goes sometimes.

Read the title. Yes. That is my title...... Please exuse me for a moment.....

OH MY FUCKING GAWD I'M A DUMBO BALLON WTF I HAVE NO IDEA LAZY LAZY LAZYYY SDFKJDSFJKSNKXNKJKFDJKJFDKFDJCDJN AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Clears throat Thank you..........

Blech. Okay.... So it has been a few months hasn't it? School started up and well....... It really....... Imapcted...

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Hello, everyone!

I'm afraid there will be a temporary halt in posting. Finals caused me to come down with a cold, unfortunately. I will do my best to shake it within a few days like always, but at the moment, I'm just barely typing properly.

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Read It Later
1000 stories

Viewing 1 - 10 of 1,000 stories

Total Words: 80,032,375
Estimated Reading: 31 weeks, 5 days (52 weeks in a year)

Yes i have reached the big 1000 to celebrate i will be opening my read it later list to the public so you can look as story's i have thought about reading if i have not read them yet.

I've read what i'm coming up with and mostly I'm getting sad pony fic's with at least somepony dieing. My new book i'm expecting down likes.

Time for my favorite game: Paranoid Obsession! (Can you detect the sarcasm?)

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I accidentally clicked on my feed. I was SO HIGH. Several hundred thousand. All gone...

The Bronycon blogpost you’ve all been waiting for is finally here!

So… what did Syeekoh do at Bronycon? I suppose the best place to start would be from the beginning.

Thursday

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I always knew Ted Anderson would be my undoing. This is because of all those mean things I said about you, isn't it, Ted?

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New chapter out. The next one is almost ready as well, and another one kinda half-written, and that's the end of the 3rd arc.

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Quiet assurance to you all that if I ever announce my imminent death on here, it will almost certainly be fake. If not, I'll probably rise from the grave within three days or so to usher in the Final Judgment.

Just telling you guys now so it doesn't get awkward later.

DOES A PUNCH TO THE GOOCH REALLY HAVE THE POWER TO MAKE YOU SHIT YOURSELF?

Okay, writing clop is actually hard as ffff. I have a newfound respect for smut/clop authors, who can write fuckin' litanies of fucking with ease. Let it be said though, I'm kinda satisfied with what I made, but how good it actually is, is pretty much up to the judgement of you guys, so go ahead and take a look at my shameful pride.

Hey, guys, after finally getting some decent sleep, I went back and reread my previous chapter, and I got to say that I understand why you guys were not happy about it. It wasn't that I didn't foreshadow or anything, its just that it really matched my current mindset too well. On top of that, there were a few things that I wanted to touch on that I never did, because of my scatterbrained, sleep-deprived state.

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I've been writing for the last

12?

13 hours.

For a contest whose deadline has since passed.

And I'm still not finished.

11,076 words in one sitting

(well, two, if you count the time I spent shoving pizza in my food hole after writing the first 2k or so)

I must rest now.

But I swear to you, I will have it posted by the end of tomorrow.

Last year, just as summer break was about to start, I got smacked down with a horrible cough that ended up lasting through a large majority of my break.

Guess what I just caught?

First, you're a terrible person. Second, I'm working this chaos until 1 AM. If you happen to be going to the Hurricane, WV Wal-Mart, come by Electronics and say hi.

Adding this to blogs for the duration of the contest: my son has been entered in a contest to be the next Gerber baby. Votes and sharing would be appreciated.